i HATE the birds

I have said it before and will say it again, I HATE BIRDS!!! I was pissed on at the park today. I have never been pissed on in my entire life but out of no where I feel rain on my arm (mind you it is 75 and sunny out) and I look to see if someone threw something on me but no, all I see are birds, fat, ugly, white devils, flying above me. I'm smart so I figure it out...I have been PISSED on by a bird! This is outrageous-I about cry but no I brush off my shoulder and continue with my day; I can not show fear ... damn you magpies DIE!!









